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Old 7th July 2005, 22:43
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Moishe, the brave Jewish fighter pilot, takes Rebecca down to the beach for a romantic summer picnic. After spreading out their lunch on the picnic blanket, they sit next to each other and begin showing their affections for each other. As things start to escalate, Rebecca calls out "Oh, Moishe, kiss me on the lips." Moishe breaks open a bottle of Manishevitz Concord wine and splashes it on her lips. She exclaims, "Moishe, what are you doing?" Moishe replies: "I am Moishe, the brave Jewish fighter pilot; when I have red meat, I have red wine!"

Rebecca swoons at this fighter pilot's savoir faire and soon they are engaged in further petting. After a little while, Rebecca moans, "Oh, Moishe, kiss me lower." Moishe tears open her blouse, breaks open a bottle of white wine, and pours it on her chest. "Moishe," cries Rebecca, "what in the world are you doing?" Moishe declares: "I am Moishe, the brave Jewish fighter pilot; when I have white meat, I have white wine."

This has the effect of Rebecca totally surrendering to the machismo of this gentleman and it isn't until a little while later she groans, "Ohh, Moishe, kiss me lower." At this point, our young hero breaks open a bottle of Cognac, pours the contents onto Rebecca's crotch, lights a match and throws it into her lap. As her skirts starts to go up in flames, she runs down into the water to douse the fire. She's standing there up to her waist in water and screams at him: "Moishe, what the f*ck are you doing?" Moishe replies, "I am Moishe, the brave Jewish fighter pilot; when I go down, I go down in flames."


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